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Real Audio Page     

      In this section we have provided some conversations between various patrons of society and fictional characters created with Shit-Talker®.  They are all in Real Audio format, so naturally you'll need the Real Audio player (www.real.com).  Any (funny) recordings sent in of S.T. in action will be posted here in Real Audio.  Send to: jaundice@unaesthetic.net in real audio or .wav format please.

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Meet Hazel Godwin, a 72 year old woman who is lost somewhere in the mean streets of downtown Orlando, FL.

Hazel talks to her long lost granddaughter.

Hazel talks to a friend who sounds a little confused, maybe it's because she got struck by lightning...

Hazel gets lost in the cold, wet city streets.

Meet Jimmy Jacko, a 26 year old dyslexic man who just needs a pal to talk to.

Jimmy just wants to talk to his friend, man parents just don't understand...

Jimmy calls Microsoft to see if they have any answers for him.

Jimmy only needs a friend, doesn't anyone care?!

Meet Robbie, we really aren't sure  what his problem is...

Robbie looking for friends in all the wrong places...

Meet Mrs. Perkins, she's lost too.

Mrs. Perkins trys to find her way home.